Walk with a Doc Newsletter
Good morning! When we last checked in our Caped Crusader (Jessica) she was headed off to The Red.
She left us with 2 things:
(a) a tip of her cowboy hat
(b) Plant instructions
Please take care of the plants. I think Bryan should be the designated waterer. There has to be one otherwise they could get overwatered.
Kind of like how the voicemails sometimes get overchecked…
Peace Lily: Water once per week or when the leaves start to droop. I think Friday is a good day to do the watering.
Aloe: Only needs watered once every three weeks, and only needs about a quarter cup. It will be really dried out so it will come right out the bottom. Dump it back in when it comes out. Do it over the trash can.
THANK YOU! Luke and I are trying to keep a plant at the red to maintain a sense of purpose. I think a dog would be better. RH let me know…
That was it. Nothing at all until yesterday, when at 9:09 a.m. we were texted this picture (below) from someone in possession of Jessica’s phone.
This picture is scary as he**.
We all know they don’t make turtles that small. I was a zoology major.
Trust me, they don’t.
So, only one of two things is possible:
(1) Someone in The Red has a rare Mobile Shrinking Laser Gun (MSLG) that will ZAP anything in it’s sight. It already got this tortoise. Quick math says Jessica will potentially be 7 and 1/4 inches if Luke doesn’t act NOW.
(2) Someone in The Red has a rare Mobile Enlarging Laser Gun (MELG) that ZAPPED Luke’s right index finger (enlarging it to slightly over 9 feet) which btw LA will make it VERY difficult to get up those rock walls.
Neither choice is good.
Glad I don’t have to make it.